Tiler the reporters first report (wish him good luck everybody :D!)

"Ok, is this thing on? *tap tap* it must be, the little red lights flashing "Uh, sir, that means the batterys going to run out" oh for the love of *bbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

An hour later............

"OK! Its flashing green! Is it on? *taptaptap* yup! it must be---"

"OK! Good mooorrrrning UNOVA! Tiler here, going to tell you all about this sundays news-

"First off, we have a report about the evil team rocket! We have heard that the team disobandend three years ag-"

A few mintues later....

"OK! I have now been informed that team rocket has come toghter again, and plans to steal every bodys pokemon! Ok, thats that story coverd. We will be right back after this short ad-


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"OK tTiler back again! Those ads really bore me, so lets get on with the news- Here, we now have the weather with Liz-"

"OK! Hello every body! Liz here! G, Its really getting foggy in Unova! Infact, so foggy the camera can hardly see me! Some people wonder- is this the cause of a legandary pokemon's apperance? We'll have more info next sunday! bye for now!"

"Ahhh...Liz NEVER fails to bore me...anyway, those storys were brought to you live by yours truly- Tiler!!!" *beeep*